Tag: joke
member name: Matt L.
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May 16, 2008 08:47 AM EDT --
Here's another good joke my dad sent
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John . . .
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June 02, 2008 08:58 AM EDT --
A friend sent this to me, I think I may need to remember these
The top 5 things to say after being caught asleep at your desk
NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might . . .
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November 21, 2008 10:09 AM EST --
A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before
Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you
that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of . . .
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May 07, 2008 06:38 PM EDT --
This is a cute joke that my dad sent me.
A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis,socialize, and play games. The lady of . . .
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May 13, 2008 04:08 PM EDT --
My dad sent this to me, had to pass it along
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth . . .
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June 17, 2008 09:53 AM EDT --
My dad sent me this yeterday and I had to pass it on
A burglar broke into a Christian Family's home one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; when he heard, . . .
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June 24, 2008 01:07 PM EDT --
This was true for my first one
Dietary Issues
A doctor was addressing a large audience.
"Red meat is bad for you," he told the audience.
"Soft drinks corrode your stomach . . .
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July 02, 2008 10:50 PM EDT --
I know this has been around a while, but I still find it funny.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor . . .
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October 10, 2008 11:35 AM EDT --
Found this in an old email from my dad.
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats
a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked,
'Are . . .
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May 08, 2008 11:00 AM EDT --
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do . . .
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